Look, I know you guys do not want to, but weneed to talk about Howard the Duck. For those who have seen Guardians of the Galaxy—which was awesome—there is no mystery as to why this is relevant. Past that though, I realized that I had not seen the movie since I was about ten years old, so it felt like a good time to revisit something that I can barely remember, and is now primarily a comical reference, if anything. Well, now that I have suffered, everyone else should too. Thankfully I had a few drinks before I hit play.
“No more Mr. Nice Duck.”